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Saturday, 13 July 2013

flemish

note: to whoever came up with the idea to name a language Flemish... BAD IDEA. No offence to belgian people, I mean, it's not the words. Just the name. :)


Anyway, back to business. On Monday I am off to Belgium/France for a school trip to the battlefields. Although people I know who have gone on it say it is boring, we all know one of the perks of having Amy on the trip means it cannot be boring.

So it's almost the end of the school year and I'm sitting here at 10 at night baking in the sun which I cannot tolerate and wondering how in the heck I will deal with the weather on the trip.

I get back on wednesday evening and then the next day is my Latin test which I WILL fail and have to get 70% in to do Latin next year. This sucks. :'(

It'll be interesting because we are visiting cemeteries and we have been told to wear suitable clothes, this level of heat + girls from my school = no regard for this rule.

It will be fun to see how the teachers react anyhow.

I might post again before I go. Maybe.

bye for now. :)
Au revoir!
Tot ziens

Saturday, 29 June 2013

i'm a theif

coz i stole this idea of the fabulous carolinerd, who you can find at http://carolinerd-turnthepage.blogspot.co.uk.

so... QUOTES! 


Imma steal some quotalopas and post em' here. They will be mostly nerdfightery because John Green is sexy. 
P.S: nerdfightery is my twitter so idk find me at @nerdfightery and I follow back. pahah 




















I know what you're thinking, she got carried away. Well I did, and what? :P 

Thanks for listening folks, see you next time on the perks of being amy!

Amy! xxx

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Barcelona Part II!

So this part, is where I, go to Montserrat, which is a, place where, they use, excessive  commas incorrectly, YAY,!

So Montserrat is a mountain in Spain, we went up in a vernacular and it was pretty damn awesome.
I stole the picture as I havent uploaded my own yet.

SO anyway, on this mountain there is a monastery and I think it's a kind of pilgrimage place because literally hundreds of people were queuing up to do something special inside.

What was that something special? It was, as you guessed (sarcasm) kissing a black Madonnas foot.

Before you say WTF, let me explain. :)

Basically, Madonna is like the spanish Virgin Mary, and this one happened to be a black statue. Now all of it is in a glass case, except it's foot, which pokes out. People have been coming for hundreds of year to kiss the foot, and so many have that it is actually eroded from kissing.

Now I wouldn't touch the thing because germs, but people were leaving their wedding dresses and giving their stuff to the statue so it must have been pretty darn special.

Amy!
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Still not Barcelona!

I know, I know. :)

But, guess what! Next week I have a party, and not just any party, AKFB's party! Her blog is anotherkindafashionblog.blogspot.com! So anyway, she said we have to wear dresses so I am wearing my h&m dress!
It's got aztec inspired designs, and is really skater skirt-y at the bottom.
It is being modelled by a obviously famous model gosh.
terribly ugly photo but original deleted. ;'(

Anyway, that's exciting YAY.

Amy
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Monday, 10 June 2013

I went shopping!

So I know, this isn't:
!) The Barcelona part II post
or @) Normal for me


But it's my b*l*o*g so deal with it.

So, on with the show.


I went shopping with my mum, who is the best person to go shopping with because she spends more money on me than she gives me if I go with my friends.

Firstly, I got vans because my annoying brother was getting vans annd I was like "I want some" so I got some.


I think they're pretty cool and they're from Schuh and they're called Vans Authentic Vii Multi Pop so yeah.

Thiis model person is wearing both shorts and a top I got which is handy because less effort yay! I thinks it's quite a fun top. :) 
That is me in the above photo because I couldn't find them on the h&m website because h&m are useless but it's a cool monkey top and a faded...but more faded in real life denim top thing.

This is a cool vans bag I got, its good at holding stuff. 

These are some cool cargo style shorts I got. I also got a black pair but they are lost now. :( hehe. 

Look I got a dress!

Amy.
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luv yoooo

Monday, 3 June 2013

Back From Barcelona : PART I

Hi!

So last night I arrived home in the evening and had a Indian take away.
Totaaaally relevant. :)

These posts are going to come in three parts,
Back From Barcelona : PART I
Montserrat Derping : PART II
Monty Python and the MEOW : PART III

So.
Part I.
(I'm interviewing my self cause I can.)

How was Barcelona? 

It was awesome!

What was the weather like?

Warm, and then incredibly hot and the end. Like I'm dying kind of hot.

What made Barcelona awesome?

Ooohh, top secret. Wait for part three!
Butttttt, I guess going with friends was cool.

What did you do while you were there?

All will be revealed in the following posts but I did play a lot of top trumps.
Lord of the Rings top trumps.
MY PRECIOUS.

I'm running out of questions, inspire me?

While I was there I couldn't go on YOUTUBE then I died. Yeah.

That's not inspiring!

Well you decided to do three posts, don't you even know what to fill them with?

Not really. I know what I'm doing for the other two posts. 

That's helpful. Not.

I'm sorry.

Adios, Hasta Luego.
De nada.
Amy.

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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

whut?


This might be a shock, but I like to swim.

And this post is about swim costumes! 

I have two on holiday with me, a one piece and a two piece. 

This is a lovely Aztec design and has a stripy back.

This is a doodle style design, also with a stripy back.

Amy. X

Sunday, 26 May 2013

But.... but I thought?

Because I am lazy, here are some funny photos. 
heheh. 
I agree with the girl.

 Dr Seuss is a boss. 
 I do not like the WBC
The funny of Tumblr.

Good guy Pope!
Seems Legit. 

Amy.
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Saturday, 25 May 2013

Spanish and I know it

So I'm not Spanish... BUT I am going to Spain!
For a week!
In Barcelona!
With some friends and my mum and brother. So that will be fun.
Hopefully the weathers good, but with a forecast like this:
I do not have much hope. 

Still. 


I'm going to be Internet free for that time so although I will post if I can, I probably won't be able to. 
Not that anyone cares buuuutttt still.

So have a good half term and I'll try to have one too.

Amy.
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Thursday, 23 May 2013

UGH

Ever feel like you can't really say how you feel?

I find some words are good for that.

I say words.

I mean letters in random groupings.

Prepare yourself, it's a long list.

UGH
asdfghjkl
pahahah
meh
BAHAHHAHAHAHH
qwertyuiop
meep
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol.
ahhhhhh
poopooooo
nonononononononon
yesyesyesyesyesyes
WOOTWOOT
omgicantevennfghjkl;
mwahahahahah
doink
grrrrrrrrrrr
RAGERAGERAGERAGE
heheh
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nup
omfotp
whatthefridge?
k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k
WELLPOOYOUTHEN
hapiiiii

I could go on but bahhhhhhhhh I cannot be bothered.

Amy.
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Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Freckles and Sick Days

Freckles and sick days have one thing in common, you either have them and hate them or lack them and want them.

To make that clearer, and to clarify, I will explain it like this.

I have a lot of freckles. I do not like them. People regularly say to me, "You are SO lucky, I wish I had freckles." This is similar to sick days, because although I'm not a person who is usually sick, (today being an exception), there are some people who are. And these people do not like sick days because they are sick but people who have the fortune to be healthy want a day off because they are not sick.

I think that it's just part of being human to always want what you haven't got and loathe what you have and so today I am writing to say that be happy you have skin, however it looks, and be happy to not be at home bored to death feeling ill.

I don't know, maybe you can't help those feelings. Maybe they're just instinct.

But where do we get them from? Because my dog seems happy...


Sorry for the long-winded meaningless post, I just wanted to un-boredify myself, if only for 15 minutes.

Amy.
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Tuesday, 21 May 2013

I thought you should know

What I look like.

So brace yourselves for the incoming beauty.

I edited it a tiny bit too fix a couple of things, but don't judge me.

I think I look hot.


The Ram on the right is my boyfriend.

He's smexy, right?

Amy.
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Introductions

So.

First post.

I guess this is the bit where I introduce myself.
And I think I'm meant to say what this blog is about.

But I don't know what it will be about.
So for now, I'll say this.

My name is Amy. I live in London. I have a dog and a pet rat. (Yes, it's not a typo. A pet rat.)
Right now I'm thirteen, but age changes so don't rely on that fact. The rest will hopefully stay true for a while yet.
I like animals. A lot.
I'm a vegetarian, I like to read. I don't like maths.
1+1= Yawnnnn.

I like drawing and listening to music and being able to say that I don't restrict myself to one genre of music. I like pretty much every genre.
(Okay, maybe not Jazz.)

I'm not sure what else to post, but I'm sure I'll figure something out, and post it later.

For now,

Ciao.

Amy.
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