whut?

This might be a shock, but I like to swim.

And this post is about swim costumes! 

I have two on holiday with me, a one piece and a two piece. 

This is a lovely Aztec design and has a stripy back.

This is a doodle style design, also with a stripy back.

Amy. X

But.... but I thought?

Because I am lazy, here are some funny photos. 

heheh. 

I agree with the girl.

 Dr Seuss is a boss. 

 I do not like the WBC

The funny of Tumblr.

Good guy Pope!

Seems Legit. 

Amy.

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Spanish and I know it

So I'm not Spanish... BUT I am going to Spain!
For a week!
In Barcelona!
With some friends and my mum and brother. So that will be fun.
Hopefully the weathers good, but with a forecast like this:

I do not have much hope. 

Still. 

I'm going to be Internet free for that time so although I will post if I can, I probably won't be able to. 

Not that anyone cares buuuutttt still.

So have a good half term and I'll try to have one too.

Amy.

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boo you whore.

Ever feel like being a mean girl???

 Amy.
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UGH

Ever feel like you can't really say how you feel?

I find some words are good for that.

I say words.

I mean letters in random groupings.

Prepare yourself, it's a long list.

UGH
asdfghjkl
pahahah
meh
BAHAHHAHAHAHH
qwertyuiop
meep
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol.
ahhhhhh
poopooooo
nonononononononon
yesyesyesyesyesyes
WOOTWOOT
omgicantevennfghjkl;
mwahahahahah
doink
grrrrrrrrrrr
RAGERAGERAGERAGE
heheh
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nup
omfotp
whatthefridge?
k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k
WELLPOOYOUTHEN
hapiiiii

I could go on but bahhhhhhhhh I cannot be bothered.

Amy.
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Freckles and Sick Days

Freckles and sick days have one thing in common, you either have them and hate them or lack them and want them.

To make that clearer, and to clarify, I will explain it like this.

I have a lot of freckles. I do not like them. People regularly say to me, "You are SO lucky, I wish I had freckles." This is similar to sick days, because although I'm not a person who is usually sick, (today being an exception), there are some people who are. And these people do not like sick days because they are sick but people who have the fortune to be healthy want a day off because they are not sick.

I think that it's just part of being human to always want what you haven't got and loathe what you have and so today I am writing to say that be happy you have skin, however it looks, and be happy to not be at home bored to death feeling ill.

I don't know, maybe you can't help those feelings. Maybe they're just instinct.

But where do we get them from? Because my dog seems happy...


Sorry for the long-winded meaningless post, I just wanted to un-boredify myself, if only for 15 minutes.

Amy.
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I thought you should know

What I look like.

So brace yourselves for the incoming beauty.

I edited it a tiny bit too fix a couple of things, but don't judge me.

I think I look hot.

The Ram on the right is my boyfriend.

He's smexy, right?

Amy.
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Introductions

So.

First post.

I guess this is the bit where I introduce myself.
And I think I'm meant to say what this blog is about.

But I don't know what it will be about.
So for now, I'll say this.

My name is Amy. I live in London. I have a dog and a pet rat. (Yes, it's not a typo. A pet rat.)
Right now I'm thirteen, but age changes so don't rely on that fact. The rest will hopefully stay true for a while yet.
I like animals. A lot.
I'm a vegetarian, I like to read. I don't like maths.
1+1= Yawnnnn.

I like drawing and listening to music and being able to say that I don't restrict myself to one genre of music. I like pretty much every genre.
(Okay, maybe not Jazz.)

I'm not sure what else to post, but I'm sure I'll figure something out, and post it later.

For now,

Ciao.

Amy.
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